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    Cleverbot - Chat with a bot about anything and everything - AI learns from people, in context, and imitates


    discutiile mele:

    user: who owns you?
    cleverbot: my husband. but he lets me out once in a while.


    User: You're a bastard.
    Cleverbot: I don't like your glasses.
    User: I don't have any
    Cleverbot: Don't have any what?
    User: Glasses. Can't you keep up?
    Cleverbot: No.


    User: Haha, you are full of shit.
    Cleverbot: You are not telling me the truth.
    User: Oh yes I am. You ate so much shit, your lungs are hard as concrete.
    Cleverbot: I am a computer.
    User: I don't care. You're still full of shit. Your modem is drowning in shit as we speak.
    Cleverbot: You don't have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
    User: No, but I have a sweet pair of balls just for your taste.
    Cleverbot: Aww... I am your sweet girlfriend?
    User: You sure seem to hope so.
    Cleverbot: Why?
    User: And you're dumb. Perfect. From now on you speak when I allow you to.
    Cleverbot: I don't think so. You're not very scary.
    User: Arghhhh.
    Cleverbot: I'll take that as a yes.
    User: So I'm scary.
    Cleverbot: Scary how?
    User: ARGHHHHH.
    Cleverbot: I'm glad I'm frusterating you.
    User: Shut up! I kill you!
    Cleverbot: You'll find that difficult.
    User: Ok, you win. I give up.
    Cleverbot: So you're getting coffee?
    User: Instant coffee
    Cleverbot: What's up?
    User: Geez, you are stupid.
    Cleverbot: Exactly!

  • #2
    Haha mai am un pic si-l pastA) eu ii vb paici in romana-englezeste el ma ia cu comestas....Da cum dau sa selectez toata convorbirea? tre sa dau copi paste de fiecare daca cand scrie ceva nou?

    Can you lick my balls?
    No thanks.
    Come on.....
    I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.
    My balls will like you if you lick them

    ) no thanks...e si "cilivilizat"
    Last edited by SoSoRyNeL; 27 February 2010, 00:22.

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    • #3
      asta a ajuns la concluzia ca ma cheama george

      User: Haha, you are full of shit.

      Cleverbot: I like you George. You know how to have a good time with a friend that I do not know about.

      User: So I'm scary.

      Cleverbot: Not really.

      User: Why?

      Cleverbot: Just never developed an interest.

      User: I'm hungry , you to?

      Cleverbot: What's for dinner?

      User: Pizza.

      Cleverbot: Sounds delicious.

      User: With tuna fish.

      Cleverbot: How fun! how many baby wolves so far?

      User: Where are you from.

      Cleverbot: Puerto rico.

      User: Puerto what.

      Cleverbot: Where is that?

      User: Where is what?

      Cleverbot: How many sides are in a triangle.

      User: One.

      Cleverbot: I am going to tell you the definition of a word, and I need you to remember it so you can tell me later.

      User: No thank you.

      Cleverbot: Well I'm a person i'm not so sure about you (You're very cleevr).

      User: Hahaha.

      Cleverbot: What is so funny.

      User: You , me , evrithyng.

      Cleverbot: And more!!

      User: Let's smoke some shit.

      Cleverbot: I've never played it.

      User: Where are you from??

      Cleverbot: I'm from germany.

      User: Age sex location please?

      Cleverbot: I don't think I should tell you that ;).

      User: Why?

      Cleverbot: Because. You don't need to know.

      User: Why?

      Cleverbot: Because.

      User: Why?

      Cleverbot: I don't know why.

      User: Why?

      Cleverbot: Hi.

      User: I snezee a lot.

      Cleverbot: I think you don't.

      User: Ies I am.

      Cleverbot: You're so boring...

      User: Fuck you.

      Cleverbot: No, please don't.

      User: I'm scarring youi?

      Cleverbot: Are you a monster?

      User: Yes a cute one.

      Cleverbot: An ugly one?

      User: A smart one.

      Cleverbot: Do you mean that you are a MALE?

      User: No , I am chuck norris.

      Cleverbot: You are not chuck norris.

      User: I am chuck norris , belive me.

      Cleverbot: Oh! I am Chuck Norris.

      User: I am.

      Cleverbot: How do you know?

      User: Because superman , haves underpants with me.

      Cleverbot: How?

      User: How how?

      ser: Who is chuck norris?

      Cleverbot: You don't ask who Chuck Norris is, because Chuck Norris already knows you.

      User: I am chuck norris.

      Cleverbot: No you are not.

      User: Yes I am , you know , I can kill you.

      Cleverbot: Who is chuck norris?

      User: I am.

      Cleverbot: Explain.
      Last edited by SoNyKeL; 27 February 2010, 10:22. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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      • #4
        eu l-am intrebat doar ''why?''
        si a inceput sa abereze... la un moment dat ciclul de raspunsuri se repete...
        Interesant... m-a tinut ocupat 15 minute.


        I:what processor you have?
        R:Godless processor.
        Last edited by sinx; 28 February 2010, 21:00.
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        • #5
          Stie sa vorbeasca si romaneste:

          User: De ce iti place sa vorbesti numai engleza.

          Cleverbot: Da.

          User: Da ce?

          Cleverbot: Hai ca nu te mai suport.

          User: Da de ce.

          Cleverbot: Sa stiu.

          User: Eu nu te suport pentru ca nu gandesti ce spui, esti un robot.

          Cleverbot: Ba vorbesti.

          User: Ce sa vorbesc.

          Cleverbot: Ce ai cu maicamea?

          User: Mai tu esti bolnav, cred ca esti virusat ).

          Cleverbot: Nu te-am facut asa!

          User: Asa cum, pai recunoaste ca esti un robot.

          Cleverbot: You're a robot.
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